words from a 2 year old

This is what Olivia does during snack time when I mistakingly leave the box of crackers within reach...

(The picture has nothing to do with the following quotes, it's just funny!)

Olivia:  "I'm naughty!!!"

Mommy: "Why are you naughty?"

Olivia: "Because, I like to."

Mommy: "Is naughty good?"

Olivia: "Nope. It's not."

Mommy:  "Does Jesus want us to be naughty?"

Olivia: "Nope!  He wants us to be perfect!"

Chris and I took the kids to the gym where they play while we work out.  Near the end of our work-out the childcare workers brought Olivia to us because she had pooped her pants.  We didn't have a diaper for her so we had to just put her in the car like that.  This is what she said:

Olivia:  "Eeewww!!!  I'm sitting in my poop juice!!!"

This was as we were coming home from the Super Bowl party at a friends house.  Olivia was saying lots of funny things!

Olivia:  "I want my blankie now.  I need it and I want it.  To hold it, okay???"

(Trying to distract her from being cranky)

Daddy: "Olivia, who is the best baby in the world?"

Olivia: "Me!"

Daddy: "Who is the best daddy in the world?"

Olivia: "You!"

Daddy: "Who is the best mommy in the world?"

Olivia: "Mommy!"

Daddy: "Who is the best brother in the world?"

Olivia: "He!"  (and points to Brady)

Olivia: "Who is the best Owivia in da wurld?"

Daddy:  "You!"

As we got closer to home- There is a shacky old house on the corner before you turn onto the road that leads to our subdivision.

Olivia:  "Oh, that house over der is creeeepy!!!"

Then, as we pulled onto our road she started taking her shoes and socks off:

Mommy:  "Liv, why do you always take your shoes off right before we get home?  That is a problem!"

Olivia: "Mom, what is the problem?"