This is what Olivia does during snack time when I mistakingly leave the box of crackers within reach...
(The picture has nothing to do with the following quotes, it's just funny!)
Olivia: "I'm naughty!!!"
Mommy: "Why are you naughty?"
Olivia: "Because, I like to."
Mommy: "Is naughty good?"
Olivia: "Nope. It's not."
Mommy: "Does Jesus want us to be naughty?"
Olivia: "Nope! He wants us to be perfect!"
Chris and I took the kids to the gym where they play while we work out. Near the end of our work-out the childcare workers brought Olivia to us because she had pooped her pants. We didn't have a diaper for her so we had to just put her in the car like that. This is what she said:
Olivia: "Eeewww!!! I'm sitting in my poop juice!!!"

This was as we were coming home from the Super Bowl party at a friends house. Olivia was saying lots of funny things!
Olivia: "I want my blankie now. I need it and I want it. To hold it, okay???"
(Trying to distract her from being cranky)
Daddy: "Olivia, who is the best baby in the world?"
Olivia: "Me!"
Daddy: "Who is the best daddy in the world?"
Olivia: "You!"
Daddy: "Who is the best mommy in the world?"
Olivia: "Mommy!"
Daddy: "Who is the best brother in the world?"
Olivia: "He!" (and points to Brady)
Olivia: "Who is the best Owivia in da wurld?"
Daddy: "You!"
As we got closer to home- There is a shacky old house on the corner before you turn onto the road that leads to our subdivision.
Olivia: "Oh, that house over der is creeeepy!!!"
Then, as we pulled onto our road she started taking her shoes and socks off:
Mommy: "Liv, why do you always take your shoes off right before we get home? That is a problem!"
Olivia: "Mom, what is the problem?"