December 2011/January 2012
Daddy: "Brady, you're doing such a great job at reading!"
Brady: "I am so good at reading because I am the smartest kid in my class!!!"
Mommy: "Well, you don't say that to your friends, right?"
Brady: "No. They already know!"
Olivia : "Mom, what are you doing?"
Mommy: "I am putting Taco meat into freezer bags so we can eat them another time."
Olivia: "Mom, you're so silly. You don't do that! Plastic bags are not for that. They are just for sandwiches and candy!"
Olivia: "Mom, when I get big is my butt going to get bigger too?"
Mommy: "We say bum-bum, not butt. And yes, your bum-bum will get bigger when you get older."
Olivia: "Yeah!!! I'm going to have a big butt!!! Just like you mom!!!"
Brady: "Mom, you drink smoothies for breakfast because they have less calories right?"
Mommy: "Yes. hopefully they will help mommy lose some weight."
Brady: (later in the day) "You can eat all the fruit and vegetables you want because they don't have calories. You can't have very many calories but I will eat all of the calories you can't have because I am skinny."
(I think my children are trying to tell me something....)
2 comments:
Ohmy!!! These are so funny! Thanks for sharing these!!!! Lexi can be just as brutal. One time BEFORE I was pregnant she drew a family portrait and I was the biggest. I asked her why I was the biggest in the picture, and she replied with, "because you have more chubby than we do" OOUCH! :)
Funny kids! Brady has always made me laugh :)
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